sorry wrong number

The following is an actual event that took place tonite while hubby and I hung out at the kitchen table after the kids went to bed.  A text is sent to hubby's phone from a number neither of us recognizes.  he suggests we play a little game...and so...

 For clarity T is our mystery texting buddy and our responses will be marked at U.

T- ;-)

U- Who is this

T- Me across from you

U- Bad news.  You're sitting across from the wrong person

T-  Really?
T-  Ok then I should come sit next to you ;-)

U-  You can do that but I must warn you.  The person you're going to sit beside doesn't know you are coming.

T- What??  Is this Ed or his girlfriend?
T- WTF

U-  I tried to tell you. The person across from me is my wife and we're sitting in our dining room.  (it's a kitchen)

T-  Nice...Um Ed gave me the wrong F-n number.  Bro, you funny as shit

U-  My wife and I are having a good laugh at your expense.  I think you might want to stay away from Ed's girl : )

T-  Ok...you saved my ass man.  That could have been very uncomfortable...leave it to Ed to give me the wrong number...lol

And so are the days of our lives.